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The hollow had almost lost track of her from running around so many trees. This hollow wasn't the brightest star in the sky, obviously, but even he couldn't miss the sound of a shinigami landing head first into a tree stump. It quickly ran around to where it heard the sound and tripped over Sheyni who still lay on the ground after tripping. The great beast fell to the ground with a great thud as its mask met with the dirt of the forest floor. It reared its head in great pain, clutching its skeletal mask in agony.

Sheyni pulled herself up, still slightly dazed. She turned her head to see the adjucas flailing about on the ground next to her. Being the cheeky bastard she was, Sheyni decided to take her staff and whack the hollow on the face really, REALLY hard, earning a pretty small crack to form in it's skull.

Anurin walked over, rubbing his head, right in time to watch the hollow get a really, REALLY hard wack to the face/mask. "Whew, glad that's..." he cut off as the hollow screamed in a high pitch scream like a little girl (or jack spicer) and turn to swat at Sheyni like a child with one of its massive while covering its face in shame with the other. "What... what is wrong with this thing...?" Anurin asked outloud but to no one in particular. He was dumbfounded that neither of them combined could kill this thing by now.

Sheyni scooted back a little and hid behind one hand while swatting back at the adjucas. "Neeeeeehhhhhhhh!!!!!" She squeaked. She hadn't realized Anurin had returned.

Anruin just looked at this scene with a what the fuuuu?!?! look on his face. "you have a 6 ft long staff...and you're using you hands...?" He than proceeded to facepalm, forgetting he was wearing large metal gauntlets and ended up smacking himself in the face with one of them. ...Ouch.... The hollow saw this and broke away from the sissy fight to double over in laughter.

Sheyni stared at the adjucas. She then proceeded to tower over it and scream like a maniac. "You call yourself a hollow?! What the hell, man! What the hell!? And don't be mean when you tripped and fell on your face, meanie!!!!" She flailed her arms around again.

"Grr, what the hell yourself!!" The hollow shouted back, she shouldn't have been talking, they had all failed hilariously in one way or another.
Anurin rubbed his face, ah man, was it sore from that facepalm. "Can we just finish off this idiot already? It's hard to imagine we've had difficulty doing so..."

(nope anurin, you will all find new ways to fail horribly >.>)

Sheyni paused, sighed, and whacked the hollow in the face again with her staff, harder this time. "Stupid adjucas. Your Momma was a pig-faced, two-nosed gigglet!" She yelled.

(I love strange insults. XDDD)

(lol I can tell.)

After being hit the hollow sits in a daze with wide-empty looking eyes, its head spinning in small circles from the repeated poundings to his head, "..." It barely even comprehended that it was being insulted. Anurin just looked at it in its pitiful state. "Was that comment entirely necessary?"

Sheyni hummed. "Yes. Yes it was." She said as she crossed her arms triumphantly.

"Well I guess adding insult to injury is alright if it's to a hollow" Anurin admitted. He walked up and punched it one last time with his zanpaktou's shikai form sending it flying and breaking it's mask completely, killing the hollow once and for all.

Sheyni stared after the now dead hollow. "Well done. I wonder what it's deal was. Never in my life have I met such a... weak adjucas..." Of course, Sheyni was a rather weak ex third seat, and she too acted immaturely throughout the whole ordeal. Perhaps those dolts in New York were rubbing off on her...

"It was definitely the most... unique hollow I've ever come across..." Anurin was still oblivious to the fact that Sheyni was weak, being weak himself, he can't recognize the difference between true power and someone pretending. He turned to face Sheyni, "thanks for the help with the hollow."

Sheyni smiled warmly. "It was no problem. Just don't expect me to do it again." She was extremely grateful for the fact that the adjucas was easy. The next time she was sure she wouldn't be as lucky...